And Now, For Something Completely Different

Have I ever mentioned my childhood friend who, when he grew up, decided to have a sex-change operation so he could date lesbians?

Remind me later and I'll tell you about it.

The More My Sexual Abstinence Prof With Warts And Dentures Tells Me Not To Do It, The Hornier I Get And The Hotter She Looks. I Can't Stand Up Now.

The AP reports that Abstinence classes don't stop sex.