The Generic Junior Officer Saves The Generic Situation With A Sudden Burst Of Intuition. Again.

"Looks like our ass is grass, Lieutenant."

"General, couldn't we just framoozle the meningroid with the happentrap?"

"By God, that just might work. Good thinking, Lieutenant. Sergeant Major, make it so."

"Sir! Alright you pathetic sacks of !@#$%, framoozle that &^%$# meningroid with the @#$%^& happentrap and be quick about it or you can kiss your *&^%$ goodbye because your ##@@!! will belong to me! Look out!"

Klang!

"General, sir the happentrap just broke loose!"

"Alright, Sergeant Major, as you were. Well, Lieutenant, any more bright ideas?"

"Let's give this another six months, sir. You never know, it may work without the happentrap."