Bill O'Reilly School for Reasonable Journalism™: First Graduate Is A Winner!!!

Warning!!!
If you are a little bitty kid, listening to the below video may possibly make your ears and nose drop clean off, thereby disfiguring you for life. You should immediately go back to that porn site you were exploring.

Responsible adults may now view the below video of the first graduate of the Bill O'Reilly School for Reasonable Journalism™.