Partial transcript, Tucker Hurlsome Show, January 10, 2007...
TUCKER: My guests are Daily Standard writer, Peter Snark, and Washington Times columnist, Kevin Smoothly. Kevin wrote that rambling, psychotic piece two days ago that has the White House hopping mad, "10 Reasons I Hate The Decider," and Peter followed up yesterday with his calm, well-reasoned New York Times OpEd rebuttal, "11 Reasons To Burn Kevin Smoothly's Hair Off and How To Do It". Kevin, when did you become a Liberal in wolf's clothing?
KEVIN: Tucker, I haven't read Peter's piece yet, but...
TUCKER: Hold on Kevin. Let's give Peter a chance.
PETER: (pointing) Lookit, Tucker, the dweeb doesn't even wear a bow tie. How can he call himself a conservative columnist? He makes me literally sick. He couldn't carry the Decider's scum bags' scum bags.
KEVIN: This is so lame. You're both wearing the same suit and the same bow tie.
TUCKER: Hold on Kevin, we're running short on time. Five seconds. Why are you still in the closet? Go.
PETER: I'll tell you why, Tucker. He's literally a closet Liberal.
KEVIN: You guys are clones.
PETER: You are literally wrong. I've got the lighter fluid, he's got the match. (squirts Kevin's hair)
TUCKER: Sic semper traitorus! (throws lit match)
KEVIN: Yi! Yi! Yi!
PETER: Burn, baby, burn!